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Dear Calgary,



We'll be happy to send spring along just as soon as we are done with it.

Yours truly,
The cherry trees of Vancouver


2010 Review

2010 The Year I Pwned the Olympics



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How do I top that?


Greater Vancouver Jokes

Q. If you see someone from East Van on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Why does the Fraser River run past Surrey and Richmond?

A: Because if it walked it'd get hit by a street-racer.

Q. What is someone from Richmond's idea of "thinking outside the box"?

A. Shopping on Robson St. instead of going to a mall.

Q: What do you call someone from East Van in a house in West Van?

A : A burglar.


Sunset from Cloud 9

On the Value of Zombie Walk


Culture Jamming with a Meaningless Mob instead of a Pointless Protest 


Housing Rental Ad Glossary for Vancouver Home Hunters

"New York style" = small, overpriced, and the kitchen is in the living room.

"open concept" = the kitchen is in the living room

"garden level" = basement

"no smoking" = landlord is too cheap to paint

"no pets" = landlord is too cheap to change carpets

"sub-penthouse" = nondescript apartment somewhere above the middle of a bee-hive tower

"large/spacious studio" = shoebox

"soundproof" = concrete walls/floors that transmit every pin-drop like someone is bowling in the next apartment


Exploring Some of Vancouver's World War II Relics


Most Vancouverites are aware of the two "bunkers" at Tower Beach and the "Siwash Bunker" in Stanley Park. The Siwash bunker is a WW I relic, originally housing a 4" gun, and as such can be properly referred to as a "bunker." The towers at Tower Beach, however, built for WW II, never were gun emplacements and were never manned, and as such are not really "bunkers" at all. More on that after the cut.



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