There is only one way to put this with the correct emphasis:
Holy Fuck! Fucking good fucking day, for fuck's sake! I mean, shit, fucking-A!
OK, as of yesterday I'm fielding phone calls from the Canada student loan people for the payment I missed this month and wondering how to keep my ass out of jail because I there was no way I could pay my taxes. I was questioning if I was maybe barking up the wrong tree romantically and there was still the seemingly inescapable detail of still being married to a lesbian.