Tu parle français?

Tom Bihn Bags of Port Angeles, WA. Their products are sold here in Canada, thus the French labeling. The official line is that the brunt of the joke is the president of the company, not the president of the United States. Suuuuure... and I have a lovely gothic-revival bridge in New York for sale, cheap...

The last three lines of the French "washing instructions" read: "We're sorry our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him."