Pseudocode Representation of How to Screw Up a Weekend

constant LACKOFSLEEP = TRUE

constant DEADLINE = TRUE

var panic = 0

 

if ( LACKOFSLEEP AND usingComputer ) then mistakes = TRUE

if ( installing ( Microsoft OR Adobe )  AND ( mistakes = TRUE ) ) then 

  REPEAT 

    uninstall

    wait ( 3 hours )

    reinstall

    wait ( 3 hours )

    error = (random() * 437) + 1

    if DEADLINE then panic++

    usefulHelp = Google (error)

    if usefulHelp = FALSE then 

      call Support (error)

      wait ( 3 hours )

      usefulHelp = FALSE

    end if

    if usefulHelp = TRUE then error--

  UNTIL error = 0

end if

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