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User Saint Special

Power
bitogoth St.

Elisabeth of the East, Patron Saint of Free-Pour Bartenders
Gets

drunk and speaks in tounges (or at least English with an accent).
goth_posh St.

Posh, Patron Saint of Pointy Shoes
Who needs special

powers when you have good shoes?
valerian St.

Valerian, Patrol Saint of Travelers and the Poor
Can rise from her

own ashes like a phoenix.
kitsune_13 St.

Kitsune, Patron Saint of Cigarettes, Bacon, and Nightclubs.
Can cure hangovers

with magic bacon.
opium St.

Opium, Patrol Saint of the Birds, the Internet, and Snogs.
Owls hump her

head.
uberbabe St

Über, Patron Saint of Kicking Ass
She can kick ass. She has her own holiday, Übermas, which, of course, kicks-ass.
mediavictim St.

Media, Patron Saint of Mass Media
357 Channels and

not a damn thing on
leafmcgowan St.

Leaf, Patron Saint of Faeries and Trees
While the faeries

distract you he'll clock you with a tree.
verkan_vall St.

Verkan of the Swamp, Patron Saint of Cheese and Tourism
Can turn the

firstborn son of his enemies into minkeys.
reive_d St.

Reive, Patron Saint of Whips and Chains
Sticks and stones

may break his bones but whips and chains excite him.
sleeplessknight St.

Michael, Patrol Saint of Gaming and Insomniacs
Can go a *really

long time* without sleeping.
cheaza St.

Cheaza, Patron Saint of the Queer, Fish, and Carpet Cleaning
Tastes

like chicken, smells like fish.
sylkweb St.

Sylk, Patron Saint of the Psychic
Can share people's

brains

Oringinal post: http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/229121.html