See the "New Romantics" sign in the Fleuvog window.
Go in and see brand new pointy shoes.
Love the pointy shoes.
Buy the pointy shoes.
Walk home in the pointy shoes - hey that didn't hurt much!
Consequently decide to walk to work in the pointy shoes.
Show up considerably later than usual and ask the receptionist where the bandages are.
But, damn it, they are pointy Fleuvogs!
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