Sing to the tune of "King of Spain" by Moxy Früvous (original lyrics by Michael Ford, Murray Foster, David Matheson, and Jian Ghomeshi)...
"Host of Q"
Once I was the host of Q (now I eat humble pie)
Oh my unspeakable vice, rough sex (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the host of Q (now I eat humble pie)
And now I get no CBC paycheques...
