It's been a while since I've made fun of the Vancouver Surrey Province's headlines, but today's was a new low.
A lesser headline on the front page read: Princess Diana's Love-letters Revealed. The main headline was, Tragic Accident Kills All-Star Cheerleader. Really. Princesses and cheerleaders. What's next? Ponies?
Right now I am feeling a very odd wiggly sort of motion. It's been going on too long to be a truck or something passing by. I think there may be a low-magnitude rumbly-sort of Earthquake going on...?