I Have Found My Dream House

Unfortunately it is in Tomsk (Томск), Russia. If you know where that is, I'm impressed. Basically it is Bumblefuck, Siberia - the sort of place one would get sent to in Imperial or Soviet Russia for being too clever for one's own good. Nonetheless, it is a brilliantly eccentric house. I wouldn't be surprised if it was built and originally inhabited by someone who pissed off Czar Nicholas.