Office Space

Someone took "my" Swingline stapler ("Mine" in that the one that used to be in the copy room sucked and I requested the purchase of a decent stapler that didn't jam all the time). It's been replaced with a crappy plastic knock-off.

I'm not joking here. My life has gotten this pathetic.

Then, next month, I officially enter my late 30's.

I think I need to get really, really drunk this weekend.