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Some of this actually violates the Criminal Code. Way to go Reptard!


From: "reptoid_27"

Date: Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:09 pm

Subject: Michael Barrick (AtRATus) is still here, right now.

As usual, Mr Barrick and (Van-Goth) "lynch mob", you have yet to

grasp the concept of freedom of speech and open communication without

infiltration from "evil terrorists" such as yourselves. Why is

talking about something you currently DO NOT understand so

THREATENING to your kind?! Are your truly THAT AFRAID of us that you

must attack us openly? What flippin' COWARD you all are.

Well, either way, you'll get yours soon enough. One way or the

other, I'll be sure to "assist in" certain rules when the time comes

about your clan's activities in the past. (Oh, what's he getting at

here I wonder?)

Let's just suppose that it turns out that I am some sort of "Draco-

Reptilian", just suppose... You CAN do that now, can't you Mr.

Barrick? LOL :D Have you been very nice to me lately? Hmmmmmm. I

beg to differ, little container of sweetness. ;) No, you have been

chock-full of evil dark goodness, and you are so very PROUD of your

dark self, aren't you, Mr. Barrick. You *PRIDE* yourself on your

ability to be a trickster, a thief, liar and all round bastard, don't

you? You LOVE that feeling inside your stomach when you play a trick

on someone you don't know, don't you? Oh yesss, Michael, I see all

this from another place. It's like a little dark flower opening up

inside you every time you become a little more corrupt. You feel

that power rising within your every day as you become more and more

dark, dark, darker, darkest, darkest still... mmMMMmmmm... Very

nice, yessss, Mr. Barrick. :) Well done, lad. You are feeding them

well, little container. Keep it up. Oh, there's one little catch

here. Once you cross over to their side, they might have more "jobs"

for you to do, but I suggest being perfectly OBEDIENT at ALL TIMES.

They like to torture you in ways..... well, never mind that. Just

focus on your darkness and your evil, that's the main thing here. ;)

Let's just suppose that I'm just a strange and eccentric friendly

little human who's having a laugh at all of your van-goth kind, just

for a lark. How does that make you look now being distracted so

EASILY by my simple antics? Makes you, Mr. Barrick, look like quite

the fool doesn't it? LOL :D What a grand FOOL you will look when I

come out of the closet and admit that this has all been a trick to

entrap simple minds such as yourselves. Isn't that awful? What a

surprise that would be, right Mr. Barrick? ;) Or......

Let's just suppose that I'm one of the "good ones" (Whatever form I

might take), and you have made all this mess before my feet by

attacking all that is innocent and good in the world. Where does

that leave you, Mr. Barrick? Well, as we all know... When you DIE,

which might happen sooner than you think (Pressing his index and

middle finger to his lips - shshshsh), you get to review your entire

life and be JUDGED by YOURSELF. Not your piss-ass lower-self, mind

you,but your GOD-SELF. Basicly, so you can *understand* this more

easily, because I KNOW you have such trouble with this concept

(sigh), YOU are JUDGED by GOD, the center of all things as to HOW you

did in this game of LOVE, because that's all this is, Mr. Barrick. A

game of LOVE. What's your personal score right now, buddy? You're

getting an "F", are you? Awe....... POOR BABY!!!!! :( I wonder

why that is? You must like reincarnating over and over, breeding

more plump juicy babies (10,000 missing every year in Canada alone -

no BODIES ever found - "police" don't help you find them either),

feeding Baphomet with your sweet sweet inner goodness over and

over... What a life. LOL :D But then again, you "containers" never

seem to get enough out of your "suffering" anyway. LMAO :D You, oh

Van-Goth demons, laugh out of FEAR, not out of LOVE or anything

honest. It's all "I hate you" humor, and never "I love that joke",

loving humor.

I will fully enjoy ANY and ALL scenarios as they play out over the

next few years for you and I, Mr. Barrick. I will be watching all of

you, outside of time itself, from the 4th and 5th dimensions, as you

crawl around, trying to figure this little game out. LOL :) I *DO*

enjoy a good sport, once in a while, yesssss, Mr. Barrick. :> MANY

OF US DO! ;) I hope you are ready for your panoramic life review

when you are dead and outside of your shell(body). I KNOW you will

get to feel every little painful "mistake" you have ever made this

life, and in all of your lives. I will be there, watching you judge

yourself. Look for me in that SEA OF SOULS in the background as you

writhe in pain at your ignorance and folly. tsk tsk..... I suppose

we will have to "rescue you" once again, correct? Just so you don't

fade out completely, that's no good. You are still "needed", my

little one. You'll be begging for forgiveness, begging to return to

the Earth and "get it right this time" rather than stay in the lower

4th dimension where time passes too quickly for you and your mind

slowly goes mad from the fear of the unknown, and the other torturous

souls harass you just as you have done towards other previously.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Perhaps, perhaps not.

But then again, I could just be making all this up, right? Isn't

that what you believe? It's all nothing to you right now, but

whatever happens next, I'll be *THERE*, buddy, and YOU will be in a

situation that I know you won't be able to deal with at all, where as

*I* will not only be ready for it, I'll be working things out with

the "new paradigm" and it's "participants" (in ANY FORM they happen

to take) while you crap your pants!!!!

PS: Wear BROWN this time, Mr. Barrick. Less "unsightly". ;) *kiss*

Love,

Reptoid.

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--- In PurpleCrow2000, "reptoid_27" wrote:

It seems that the RAT (Michael Barrick) is STILL on this list

(PurpleCrow2000) somewhere, so you know what that means, don't you?

BANISHING TIME!!! :D

I knew you'd be back, little one. You are, after all, my

*BESTEST* "critic" ever. Don't worry luv, I'll be as *rough* as I

KNOW you like it. UP YOUR ASS! :P (Reptoid undoes his zipper)

If anyone wants to "get rid" of Michael Barrick, I'm willing to show

you pictures of his house (public intel), his favorite places to hang

out (public intel) and pictures of him as well as anything that you

might want to know about him. Just ask, me. No big secret about

this fellow. He's everywhere. ;) I don't "condone" violence, but

you have your own "free will" as well as myself, folks. So you can

do whatever you want with him. Just remember to do it with love in

your hearts for his "greatest good". ;)

Well played, Mr. Barrick. *nods* Now it's my move I believe. :D

Love,

Reptoid.

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Yes, despite his sweeping

purge I'm still a member of Reptard's "Inner Circle" mailing list,

probing the very depths of gullibility and stupidity. Ladies and

gentlemen, you will be utterly astounded to learn that not only is

the moon hollow [11]as previously reported, but

+ the Earth is also hollow and all the polar explorers were

either lost or lying about the gaping polar holes.

+ In keeping with the hollow planet theory, apparently plate

tectonics is a massive conspiracy (never mind how well the

coastline of South America fits with Africa)

+ in fact [12]all planets are hollow (not too sure how that

works for gas giants) and the mathematics of gravitational

attraction are in error.

+ [13]The moons of Mars are orbiting Earth as a sign of the

apocalypse

+ Rh negative blood is a sign of genetic kinship with the

ancient (reptilian) royal bloodlines (interesting considering

my father was AB- and my sister is O- [which further implies

that my mother, while Rh positive must have a recessive Rh

negative gene, as would I])

+ UPC codes also happen to be a sign of the apocalypse and have

"6-6-6" embedded in them, and, apparently, grocery-store

clerks are "the beast".

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