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From Society of Environmental Toxicologists and Chemists newsletter:

What most people don't know about bread:

1. More than 98% of convicted felons are bread users

2. Fully HALF of children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked at home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were high; many women died in childbirth and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90% of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough". It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been proved to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.

9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90% water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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