I was told this in all seriousness last Thursday:

I don't think it matters that our site doesn't look good in Firefox. I've looked at other big sites that don't look good in Firefox and we're no worse. Is it even possible to make a site that looks…

Microsoft Firefox.

I have a little mini-aneurysm every time I hear a sales-weasel say "software program". It sometimes makes sense to say "computer program" in some contexts where there might be ambiguity with some other meaning of the word program, such as a theatre…

The freaking useless NT4.0 proxy servers are completely fucking useless today. Obviously we are getting nailed by the "Red Alert" worm. I got hit by this thing last week, it missed the mark because I don't run IIS isn't my primary web service and…