Some back-story:

1. I hate link-bait crap posts.
2. Several of my friends reposted the same "99 Life Hacks" crap post in rapid succession.
3. I am on vacation and, in fact, have time on my hands and nothing more pressing to do.

It starts like this:

Jesus Christ. I think I had minor stroke reading those and realizing how little practical "common" sense most people must have. Now I want to run through the street with a cricket bat because the zombie apocalypse is clearly already upon us. Seriously. I want to hurt people after reading that.