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April 2002

Purple Crow the Pitiful

(Sing to the tune of America the Beautiful)

O pity me, they’re full of lies

And I’m really quite insane

I’m Purple Crow, his majesty

From a higher plane

Purple Crow! Purple Crow!

Greys stuck their probes in me

On Yahoo groups in brotherhood

I fight the Illuminati


I have a new nickname

I am being referred to as "Turkard" on Reptard's mailing list (shhhhh!... don't tell him that despite nuking 3/4th of his subscribers he missed the mark).

Oringinal post: http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/214966.html